the NFL, started in 1920 and consists of 32 teams divided between two main conferences: the National Football Conference (NFC) and the American Football Conference (AFC). Got a better team name? Add it in the comments section below.It’s nearly September and that means one thing: football season is back and if you’re busy preparing for your draft, you might want some inspiration for some funny fantasy football team names so that you can win your draft before it even begins. Ribery’s U-16s / Stewart Downing’s U-16s.One for those who love their gaming? It’s a bit more ‘back ops’ than ‘black ops’ for some. Norfolk ‘N’ Chance / Norfolk Enchants / Norfolk n’ Clue /.Tittsburgh Feelers (Pittsburgh Steelers – NFL).FC Phallus / Phallus Cowboys (FC Dallas / Dallas Cowboys – NFL).Shakhter Sheep / Shakhtar the heart (Shakhtar Donetsk).Olympiadross / Paralympiacos (Olympiacos).Substandard Liege / Pub-Standard Liege (Standard Liège).Dynamo Chicken Kiev / Dynamo Kebab (Dynamo Kyiv).Boca Seniors / Berocca Juniors (Boca Juniors).Parmesan Belgrade / Parmesan Belgrade (Partizan Belgrade).Ajax Treesdown FC / Basement Ajax (AFC Ajax).Paralympique Marseille (Olympique Marseille).Paris Ain’t German (Paris Saint-Germain F.C.) Murder on Zidane’s Floor – One of the best names out there! French Team Names Enter ‘Me Lamb / Inter Thepub / Inter M’Nandos / Inter Your Nan/ Inter Ya Gran / Outer Milan / Inter M’Ladies FC /Inter Bread / Inter Row Z / Inter Milan-Drover (Inter Milan).AC A Little Silhouette Of Milan / AC Me Rollin’ / AC Dead People ( AC Milan).Dances with Wolves / Woefulhampton (Wolverhampton Wanderers).Fred West Ham / West Ham Sandwich (West Ham).Breast Homage Albion / Breast Rummage Albion (West Bromwich Albion).Not so Hotspur / Tottenham Hotsperm (Tottenham Hotspur).Stroke Titty / If it ain’t Stoke, don’t fix it / Stroke City (Stoke City).Seshfield Wednesday (Sheffield Wednesday).Queens Park Strangers (Queens Park Rangers).Old’em Pathetic / Old ‘n’ Pathetic / Oldman Arthritic/ Texas Oldham (Oldham Athletic).Notts Florist / Not in your mums forest F.C (Notts Forest / Nottingham Forest).Bantchester United / Man-Chest-Hair United (Manchester United).Man Titty (Manchester City – “Man City”).Crystal Meth Palace / Crystal Phallus / Fritzl Palace (Crystal Palace).Brighton & Hoe Albion (Brighton & Hove Albion).Aston Filla / Aston Vanilla (Aston Villa).Jimmy Flloyd Bottle Bank – even to this day, Jimmy celebrates when he sees a bottle bank English Team Names Don’t look Bacary Sagna / Bacary Lasagna / Daiquiri Sagna.Murder On Zidane’s Floor / I bet you’d look good on Zidane’s Floor.Clyne Kampf / Whose Clyne is it anyway?.Klose but no Cigar / Too Klose for Comfort.Red bull gives you Frings / Red bull gives you Ings / Lord of the Ings.Every day I’m Schneiderlin/Bellerin/Coquelin.KROOSing for a Bruising / Kroos control.Ozil Gummidge (After English TV show ‘Worzil Gummidge’).Super Nani (After TV show ‘Super Nanny’).An inconvenient Huth / You can’t handle the Huth.Law abiding Sigurddsons / Gylfi Pleasures. Krul Runnings / Only Kruls and Horses / Krul to be Kind / Krul and the Gang.Rolls Reus / Egg-fried Reus / Reus’ Pieces.My Little Bony / Hung like a Bony / One-trick-Bony’s.Absolutely Fabregas / Cesc in the city / Fabregasm.
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